Pffttttttt you Hispanics are crazy, how do you manage to get kidnapped by England? I’d help you out by man, you guys seem to got it under control~
I’ll be here though!
For moral support!
She didn’t get kidnapped. I’m disappointed in you for thinking so lowly of my sister.
Heyyy there ain’t no shame in being kidnapped dude. It’s not her fault my brother was born a dick~
Just play a siren song he’ll crash his ship into the rocks or some shit like that~
But like I said, she wasn’t even kidnapped.
No, that’d be taking the easy way out. It has to be more personal.
She might be though. England’s nuttier than a candy bar.
Piss in his cornflakes, that always used to fuck up his whole week.
…I just talked to her. And if he ever even tries he’s have to deal with me.
I said personal, not disgusting. I bet you’ve done that before, haven’t you.